User:SOFASTRANGLER

You probably wonder why this singleton named Sir.Mr.Christoffer goes by the fearfull and mystifyingly handsome nickname that is SOFASTRANGLER. Well it happens that he liked to play a lot of games. So he played and played and never leaved his sofa. One day after minutes of gaming supercratebox he got so enormously fat and inflated that the sofa gave up on him. He got litterary so fat that his fatness got sucked up into the sofa like warm chocolate`N cream asphyxiating the poor son of a bitch. It all resulted into the bereavement of the sofa. And after this tragic event Christoffer begun drawing and painting, going by the name of SOFASTRANGLER, expressing his guilt but also trying to get some attention for what he had done, for so to be able to show off and even sell his art. What a fucking loser.